Q)What does Osama Bin Ladin, and Fred Flintston have in common?
A)When they look out their window they both see rubble.

3 guys are walking down the road, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin, and Uncle Sam. and they find a magic lamp, with a ginie. The Ginnie says he will give each of them a wish, the Canadian being a farmer and all, wishes that the soil in Canada be fertil all year long. POOF! Amazed Osama Bin Ladin wishes for a Giant wall built around Afgahnistan, Poof! Curious Uncle Sam say "tell me more about the wall" the Ginnie tells him that it is 50,000ft high, and 500ft thick Uncle sam says,"fill it with Water"

Q)What does Bin Ladin, and Gen. Custard have in common?
A)They both want to know where the Tomahawks came from.

Q) What does Afghanistan and Hirosima have in common?
A)Nothing Yet

Q)How do you play Taliban Bingo?
A)B-52, F-16, B-2.....

Q)Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A)so they can see the American Airforce.

Q)What is the National bird of Afghanistan?
A)DUCK!