A Gay man goes to the Doctor, To have an AIDS test. The Doctor comes in and tells him he has AIDS, the man goes, "my god what can I do" the doctor goes "there is one thing you can do". the gay goes "what what is it". The Doctor, says "Eat 15 cans of beans,, a pound of Jalapeno Peppers, 18 bannanas, 10 boxes of crackers, and a gallon of prune juice". the Gay goes "will this cure it". the Doctor Replies "Hell no, but it will show you what your ass is for".
What AIDS Means
Adios
Infected
Dick
Sucker
Q)What do you call a 1000 fags under the sea?
A)a good start
What Gay Mean
Got
AIDS
Yet
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are
gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have
spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a
dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed.
And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said
get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a
cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, Snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed,
you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only
sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled
pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and
undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
Parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard
one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be hard strong, black, and full aroma.
A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with
Skim milk" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like.
If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different
types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass.
A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that
crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL,
NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you
Know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're
dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to
honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he
needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer,
or play with his honey in the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous
le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a
woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by
yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous
homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they
Flame out too.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?
A: Flip it upside-down.
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